Disclaimer

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TOXIC turns text patterns into jokes, scores and charts. The scores are playful estimates produced by simple rules and artificial intelligence. They can be wrong.

Nothing in a report is a diagnosis, a judgement of a person's character, or professional advice of any kind. Benchmarks such as the 5:1 positive-to-negative ratio come from popular relationship research and are shown as fun reference points only.

If something is not funny

If you feel unsafe, controlled or threatened in a relationship, please talk to someone you trust or contact local support services. In an emergency in the EU, call 112.